Qualms

In a world of perverse choices and innumerable consequences, three anonymous men meet every week to share their Qualms.

Qualms 23-Predator 2

November 25th, 2016
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Gunnar hates Bill Paxton. Rufus is more intrigued than ever.

Qualms 22-Fred Armisen

November 18th, 2016
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Gunnar discusses his success and failure with Tinder while being questioned by Rufus.

Qualms 21-FDT

November 11th, 2016
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The Qualms crew prepare for doomsday. Also, Gunnar and Rufus talk about their old boss.

Qualms 20-Swim Away From The Drugs

November 4th, 2016
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Gunnar gets shitty nachos, and Rufus gives some poor advice.

Qualms 19-{Origins} Pigman

October 28th, 2016
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Taken from Gunnar's original solo podcast, this episode was Joe's first appearance on a podcast. Joe tells the origins of Pigman, a supernatural creature that haunted the woods around his grandpa's house.

Qualms 18-Tickle Time

October 21st, 2016
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The trifecta is back! Gunnar gets tickled, Rufus says "LeatherFICE", and Joe is not lying.

Qualms 17-$200 Mattress

October 14th, 2016
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Gunnar has no couch. Joe wears camouflage shorts like an eight-year-old.

Qualms 16-Comfortability

October 7th, 2016
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Gunnar reconnects with an old friend and wonders why the good times don't last. Rufus discusses a list of the most on-screen movie deaths.

Qualms 15-Impressions

September 30th, 2016
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Gunnar does Tyson. Rufus does Stallone. Joe does nothing.

Qualms 14-[Commentary] The Blair Witch Project

September 23rd, 2016
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With Rufus absent, Gunnar and Joe sit down to watch 1999's The Blair Witch Project and reminisce on their memories of the film.

Qualms 13-Gunnar’s Unlucky Day

September 16th, 2016
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Gunnar dropkicks Amazon after a textbook rental scandal. Rufus picks his nose. Joe murders two cats.

Qualms 12-{Origins} Paranormal Eviction

September 9th, 2016
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Schedules be damned, Qualms rages on by taking a trip to the past. Gunnar and Rufus explicitly detail their plan to scare a former roommate of Gunnar's into believing his house was so intensely haunted he would be forced to move out, all while filming the process in a documentary.

Qualms 11-RAM

September 2nd, 2016
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Joe betrays Rufus by deleting his phone number. Gunnar fears overdosing on over-the-counter medication. 

Qualms 10-Joe’s Teeth

August 27th, 2016
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Joe defends his personal hygiene. Gunnar wants a swimmer's body. Rufus actually says "internal intestines".

Qualms 9-Nash For The Win!

August 19th, 2016
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Crystal Pepsi invades the studio as the boys begin a new venture with live streaming themselves playing video games on Twitch. Joe revives his quiz game by giving Gunnar and Rufus questions from the California Driver's Permit test.

Qualms 8-Rufus On Trial

August 12th, 2016
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Rufus is accused of having no appreciation for comedy films. Gunnar is almost killed by a woman's intense and unexpected "Ninja Laugh". Joe suffers a near-stroke thirty seconds in. On this week's Secret Interview Segment, Muhammad from India despises America.

Qualms 7-Joe’s Quiz Game

August 5th, 2016
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It's the debut of Joe's Quiz Game! Gunnar and Rufus face off in a back and forth five question showdown about topics they are experts in. Gunnar buys Now That's What I Call Music! Vol. 1. Harry Potter and The Cursed Child is reviewed, as well as Star Trek Beyond and Jason Bourne. 

Qualms 6-Walid the Demon Killer

July 29th, 2016
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In a new Secret Interview Segment, Gunnar interviews Walid from Morocco, who speaks about the ever-growing epidemic of demon possessions in his homeland, while simultaneously being completely oblivious to Gunnar's attempt to introduce humor into the conversation. Also, Gunnar's brain explodes after learning he once walked through the filming location of a classic horror film without realizing it. Rufus reads the novelized version of X2: X-Men United as a child. Joe chuckles at the expense of our hosts. Lights Out and the Warner Bros. animation movie, Batman: The Killing Joke, are reviewed.

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Qualms 5-Gunnar Breaks A Vow (and his ass)

July 22nd, 2016
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Gunnar takes a tumble and suddenly realizes that he is mortal. Childhood Rufus tells other kids that chocolate ice cream is made of shit. Joe hates Texas Chainsaw 3D. 

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Qualms 4-The Secret Interview

July 15th, 2016
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A secret interview taken with a young man from southern Mexico who shares all of his exploits with Gunnar in the debut of our newest segment. The boys are joined by their new engineer, Joe.  Stay tuned after the closing theme song to hear an awesome bonus clip of Rufus accusing a random guy on Chatroulette of being a mass murderer.

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