In a world of perverse choices and innumerable consequences, three anonymous men meet every week to share their Qualms.

Qualms 26-Nocturnal Landscaper

December 16th, 2016

Gunnar discovers that the leaves in his yard were mysteriously raked overnight. Extra-terrestrials? Nocturnal landscaper?

Qualms 25-Joe’s Retirement Party

December 9th, 2016

Joe fights for his life, Rufus fucks up, Gunnar settles a phone call harassement issue on-air.

Qualms 24-davethomasfounderofwendys20@gmail.com

December 2nd, 2016

Rufus crosses the line. Gunnar experiences injustice at 30,000 feet.

Qualms 23-Predator 2

November 25th, 2016

Gunnar hates Bill Paxton. Rufus is more intrigued than ever.

Qualms 22-Fred Armisen

November 18th, 2016

Gunnar discusses his success and failure with Tinder while being questioned by Rufus.

Qualms 21-FDT

November 11th, 2016

The Qualms crew prepare for doomsday. Also, Gunnar and Rufus talk about their old boss.

Qualms 20-Swim Away From The Drugs

November 4th, 2016

Gunnar gets shitty nachos, and Rufus gives some poor advice.

Qualms 19-{Origins} Pigman

October 28th, 2016

Taken from Gunnar's original solo podcast, this episode was Joe's first appearance on a podcast. Joe tells the origins of Pigman, a supernatural creature that haunted the woods around his grandpa's house.

Qualms 18-Tickle Time

October 21st, 2016

The trifecta is back! Gunnar gets tickled, Rufus says "LeatherFICE", and Joe is not lying.

Qualms 17-$200 Mattress

October 14th, 2016

Gunnar has no couch. Joe wears camouflage shorts like an eight-year-old.

Qualms 16-Comfortability

October 7th, 2016

Gunnar reconnects with an old friend and wonders why the good times don't last. Rufus discusses a list of the most on-screen movie deaths.

Qualms 15-Impressions

September 30th, 2016

Gunnar does Tyson. Rufus does Stallone. Joe does nothing.

Qualms 14-[Commentary] The Blair Witch Project

September 23rd, 2016

With Rufus absent, Gunnar and Joe sit down to watch 1999's The Blair Witch Project and reminisce on their memories of the film.

Qualms 13-Gunnar’s Unlucky Day

September 16th, 2016

Gunnar dropkicks Amazon after a textbook rental scandal. Rufus picks his nose. Joe murders two cats.

Qualms 12-{Origins} Paranormal Eviction

September 9th, 2016

Schedules be damned, Qualms rages on by taking a trip to the past. Gunnar and Rufus explicitly detail their plan to scare a former roommate of Gunnar's into believing his house was so intensely haunted he would be forced to move out, all while filming the process in a documentary.

Qualms 11-RAM

September 2nd, 2016

Joe betrays Rufus by deleting his phone number. Gunnar fears overdosing on over-the-counter medication. 

Qualms 10-Joe’s Teeth

August 27th, 2016

Joe defends his personal hygiene. Gunnar wants a swimmer's body. Rufus actually says "internal intestines".

Qualms 9-Nash For The Win!

August 19th, 2016

Crystal Pepsi invades the studio as the boys begin a new venture with live streaming themselves playing video games on Twitch. Joe revives his quiz game by giving Gunnar and Rufus questions from the California Driver's Permit test.

Qualms 8-Rufus On Trial

August 12th, 2016

Rufus is accused of having no appreciation for comedy films. Gunnar is almost killed by a woman's intense and unexpected "Ninja Laugh". Joe suffers a near-stroke thirty seconds in. On this week's Secret Interview Segment, Muhammad from India despises America.

Qualms 7-Joe’s Quiz Game

August 5th, 2016

It's the debut of Joe's Quiz Game! Gunnar and Rufus face off in a back and forth five question showdown about topics they are experts in. Gunnar buys Now That's What I Call Music! Vol. 1. Harry Potter and The Cursed Child is reviewed, as well as Star Trek Beyond and Jason Bourne.